A weird dream

I had a dream last night that someone I respected a great deal and who was “very important” gave me an unexpected gift. Flattered, I unwrapped the box and opened it to find some really nice house slippers identical to ones I already own. I was very thankful and quite deferential. Going on and on, I said something to the effect… “These are great! I’ve always wanted a pair of these. Thank you so much! These are just what I need.”

I knew I already had slippers but didn’t want to be seen as rude. So, with him watching, I reached down to try them on. And, what do I see on my feet? My slippers. I made some weak excuse and ingratiated myself with a statement about how the new ones were so much better but it was still embarrassing.

Moral of the story: Don’t look to “important” people to give you what you already have.